Quotes by Amy

In a recent post to Facebook/tweet I realized I have some pretty funny/well liked "one liners" so I have decided to keep track of them here!!

• "That's Poop mouth the Pirate" - referring to a man in Huey's who I am almost 100% sure was a Pirate and he had very bad poop mouth.
• "Punch em in the nose and poke em in the eye" - referring to the most effective way to fight off a great white shark.
• "I'm a damn good catch, I don't do crack, I wash myself, I pay for the expensive cable. I'm a good catch!" - said in a recent woe is me conversation, about not having a man.
• "It's not rocket science its just sex" - referring to one's drama with men.
• "How does that fat ugly bitch have a boyfriend and I don't?" - Referring to...well the obvious. But before anyone gets offended I need to post the disclamer: I was hungover after hanging out with the Aerials cheer staff all night, and had been at a cheerleading competition all day. So I was tired and grumpy....But really why did she?
• "Shut the f*ck up and drink a beer" - referring to ones constant negativity. Life isn't that bad so shut it and drink a beer! =)
• "It's like a little monster coming at my face" - referring to ones body parts coming at my face unexpectedly and without permission!!!

I plan on continuing the list as I find more "one liners" to add. Feel free to add to the list!!!