Night shift facts

1. You never sleep as good during the day as you do at night.
2. People just don't get that the phone still rings when they call to leave you a message.
3. Not needing an alarm clock to wake up is damn near the best thing ever!
4. The best feeling in the world is walking out at 7:30am knowing you get to climb straight into bed.
5. I get paid more to work at night.
6. People are crazier at night.
7. Driving to and from work is awesome because you are the only one on the road.
8. Driving during the day makes you want to shoot yourself because all the idiots drive during the day.
9. You can go to work with your hair in a ponytail with no make-up and it is totally acceptable.
10. You gain weight working at night.
11. Sometimes mud coffee is the greatest thing in the world.
12. 5am is UGLY no matter how much sleep you got.
13. People think you are lazy because "you sleep all day"
14. Being busy at work is 100% better than being slow.
15. Night shifters are not as "tightly wound"
16. You know all the good 24 hour stores, because you cant stand to shop during the day with the "normal" people.
17. Doctors are way cooler at night!
18. All the crazy shit happens at night.
19. The lawn man, pool man, garbage man, delivery man and any other man that needs to make noise around your house is your enemy.
20. ONLY THE COOLEST KIDS WORK AT NIGHT!!!